DFL 2018 Week 17: Dear Season, We Hardly Knew Ya!

17 weeks up and 17 weeks down. That's how we roll.  And as with every last post for the season, we have a new champion. 

Congratulations to Josh for sticking with it week after week to pull in the gold!  But maybe I'm getting ahead of myself?

Pick 'ems:  Phil and Crutch went 3-1, while Mike and Ben-bot pulled in 2-2.  Hard week, in that the only match up that was perfectly called was Ben over Patrick.

So, that leaves the post season picks like this:

Phil:  9-3 (Gold)
Crutch: 9-3 (Gold)
Mike:  8-4 (Bronze)
Ben:  6-6

And the overall looking like this:

Phil:  65 (Gold)
Crutch: 56 (Silver)
Mike:49 (Bronze)
Josh:49 (Bronze)
Ben: 48 (So close!!!!)
Terri:  27  (Not so much)

Well done, Pick 'ems!  This is really the endurance contest part of the league every year (unless you're Ben-bot, then it's just front loaded...)

Lest we forget, here's how the elimination league shaped up this year:
Josh:  Gold (Strike 1 @ week 3)
McClennen:  Silver (Strike 1 @ week 2, Strike 2 @ week 11)
Phil:   Bronze (Strike 1 @ week 1, Strike 2 @ week 9)

And just to sum that ridiculousity up, EVERYONE else was eliminated at week 3.  Well, except for Kyle who was eliminated at 2.

Now, let's get to championship week, shall we?

Josh (5th seed:  70.55) vs. Mike (2nd seed:  65.59).  Damn.  This was an insanely close game.  And really the insult to injury here is that the Skins were shut out by the Eagles.  Had that not happened,  Mike's 2 Washington players might have been able to overcome the difference.  (Of course, who the hell could have foreseen the Pats D racking up 15 points? I mean, we all knew that it was going to be bad, but not THAT bad.)  Josh, on the other hand, had just enough to get through.  So, when the late game came around, Josh was up and Mike had no players left, Josh did the right thing and benched his remaining player.  Well done, sir.  Well done, indeed. 

Ben (3rd seed:  88.23) vs Patrick (1st seed:  43.23).  Ben pulled out all of the stops here. He set his line up and then cut everyone on his bench.  Which was... good for you Ben.  Patrick, on the other hand, just couldn't get things going.  And he was making moves til the very end.  Like, he was the second to last move.  Still, nothing doing.  Ben pulled in this win and caught himself bronze for the effort.

It's still a medal, dammit!

D (8th seed: 83.10) vs Kyle (6th seed: 69.80).  In really the only game that didn't mean anything, both competitors still put up some pretty significant points.  D picked up Winston, who went gang busters, White woke up and Hopkins even had a good game.  Kyle's team road mostly on Luck and Howard, but he didn't really need much more and he might have been able to pull this one off.  (Looks like Brown was a last minute benching, so there's that...) Overall pretty exciting game, and great way to end the season (well, for D at least..... Kyle - hey way to stick with it!).

via GIPHY

Crutch (7th seed:  92.44) vs Phil (4th seed:  43.12).  Ugh....  OK.  Crutch won fair and square.  He put up the most points of anyone in the league this week.  I put up the least this week.  Two of my starters were benched for protection reasons (Dammit), and pretty much everyone on Crutch's team was firing on all cylinders.  So, this pretty much sums up my season.  I lost not 1, but 2 defenses on the waiver wire this week.  And I thought that I was being all smart by picking up one of Ben's benched players.  Motherfucker didn't even play.  So, my season that I was dominating for most of the regular season ends with me being the playoff bitch.  Is this what being on the Cowboys feels like?

The funny thing is that there were LOTS of choices returned for
a GIS of "Romo laying down."

So, that leaves the final standings looking like this:

1. Josh (Gold)
2. Mike (Silver)
3. Ben (Bronze)
4. Patrick
5. D
6. Kyle
7. Crutch
8. Phil (Playoff Bitch)
9. Stephen (King of the Losers)
10. Skoot
11. Terri
12. McClennen

Now, let's get into the fun stuff!  Here's how Yahoo! projected team strength right after the draft:

1. Crutch
2. Stephen
3. Phil
4. D
5. McClennen
6. Kyle
7. Patrick
8. Mike
9. Josh
10. Ben
11. Skoot
12. Terri

How about moves?  This is how many moves each team had:

1. Crutch (40)
2. Josh (38)
3. Phil (36)
4. D (25)
5. Mike (22)
6. Stephen (15)
7. Ben (13)
8. Patrick (12)
9. Kyle (12)
10. McClennen (11)
11. Terri (10)
12. Skoot (5)

Waiver bids?  Holy crap!  We more than double the number of conflicts this season!  Last year, we had 10.  This year, 25.  Last year, we only had multiple intersection, this year 7!  So, it sounds like we're all watching the waiver wire a bit more as the years go by.   Of course, no trades this year... but c'est la vie!

And one final image, should anyone need a nice summary of the season:

This was a hell of a fun year.  It didn't seem like anyone was really running away with the league (except for maybe Patrick for a few weeks at the end, but the week 17 checks and balances seemed ready to kick in, so I wasn't too worried.)  Hope that everyone had a great time!

DFL 2017 Week 17: A New Winner is crowned and we all kinda scratch our heads...

Well, here we are.  17 week up, 17 weeks down.  some of us are happy, but most of us are pissed/displeased/disappointed.  But here we are.  And the winner is

 Yep, that's right, the winner it he who should not be named.  So, congrats, D!  Well done! One good video deserves another:

But before we get drunk on my newfound ability to link videos directly into the blog post, let's take care of some bidness.

If you know what I mean... and I just mean the nitty gritty.  Get your
heads out of the gutter!

Pick 'ems.  We were all over the place this week.  Terri went 4-0, while everyone else went 2-2.  Nobody lined up:

Why can nobody every vote for me?  Myself included....

So, that means that the final count looks like this:

Ben:  54 (Gold Medal)
Phil:  53 (Silver Medal)
Crutch:  40 (Bronze Medal)
Josh:  33
Mike:  30
Terri:  29
Patrick:  15

Of course, everyone below Crutch:

And just so that we have the official records all together... Here's the break down of the elimination league:

The winners here being:
Ben @ week 6 - Gold
Patrick @ week 6 - Gold
RA Dave @ Week 5 - Bronze
Mike @ Week 5 - Bronze
Terri @ Week 5 - Bronze
Marie @ Week 5 - Bronze
Josh @ Week 4
Phil @ Week 3
McClennen @ Week 3
Skoot @ Week 3
Crutch @ week 3
Kyle @ Week 2 (congratulations on Melanie'ing - though at least Melanie actually made picks.  Maybe going out on a no pick should henceforth be known as Kyling?)

Man, I had forgotten what a shit hole of a season this was, even for picks!  (As a general rule, we usually make it to week 8 or 9.  I think that the longest was week 11 one year.)

Yeah, this sums up the season pretty well!

And now the Biggie.  The league itself.  We can't even go one week without some drama to let's run it down:

Championship game.
As we talked about earlier, D took this one to the bank.  So, he is our new champion.  The shitty thing is that the reason the Crutch lost is because Big Ben was benched at the last minute.  Now, if Crutch happened to have noticed that AND played his  back up QB - wait.  WTF? You don't have a backup QB?  I mean, I understand wanting to keep Peterson on your bench, because he had a season ending injury in week 12 - wait no.  I don't get it.  WTF, Crutch?

3rd place game.
Ho-lee fucking hell.  this was an almost 90 point beatdown.  Josh had a stellar game, even with Janeane Garofalo as QB (who kicked some serious ass).  Ben, on the other hand, got bitten so hard by the week 17 bug that I don't know what to call it.  Ajayi didn't play, Kelce didn't play, Matthews didn't play.  Cam did play, but he really didn't.  I mean, it was uncanny how much his team shit the bed.

Don't let Bob fool you. It was terrible.

5th place game
This game... not much happened.  It was just a seeding for next year's draft.  Kyle pulled off the victory, so he gets 5th place.  Kerry lost by a solid 20 points, and there's just not much else to say about that.

Playoff Bitch Bowl.
Nobody wants to make it to the playoffs, only to lose every.  single.  game.  But that's just how things play out.  And that person gets to be playoff bitch.  This year, Patrick gets that honor.   It wasn't for lack of trying through.  Patrick had the highest scoring player in the match up, and a few other solid perrformances.  However, h also had a few goose eggs.  (Grink wasn't targeted and Phily was shut out, so his kicker didn't get much of  chance.)  But that means.. that Patrick is the Playoff Bitch.

OK, so here are the official, official standings:

1 - D (Gold)
2 - Crutch (Silver)
3 - Josh (Bronze)
4 - Ben (Nothing!!!)
5 - Kyle
6 - Kerri
7 - Phil
8 - Patrick (Playoff Bitch)
9 - Terri (Queen of the Losers)
10 - McClennen
11 - Mike
12 - Skoot (The memorial Kookie slot)

And just as a trip down memory lane, here's how Yahoo! Thought that we'd finish after the draft:

1 - Kyle
2 - Skoot (Woah.)
3 - Kerry
4 - Phil
5 - Patrick
6 - Crutch
7 - Josh
8 - Ben
9 - D
10 - Terri
11 - McClennen
12 - Mike

So, well done, Skoot, for lowering the bar!

And if you wanna see the two lists above in graph form, here's Yahoo!'s take on it:

Hope that helps...

Let's take a look at moves:
Josh:  35
Phil:  34
Kyle:  28
D:  14
Cruch:  14
Patrick: 13
Mike:  11
Kerry:  10
McClennen:  9
Terri:  8
Ben:  8
Skoot:  2

Fun fact about the waiver wire.  It looks like there were only 10 conflicts all year:

Also, it looks like Josh was the big winner there.  Screw that guy.

So, here's the draft order for next year:

1 - Skoot
2 - Mike
3 - McClennen (don't fucking autodraft, hoser)
4 - Terri
5 - Patrick
6 - Phil
7- Kerry
8 - Kyle
9 -Josh
10 - Ben
11 - Crutch
12 - D

(Of course, if people want to trade picks, lemme know.)

As a side note, I'm not going to be totalling the players into tables this year.  As it turns out, you can do that through Yahoo! for the previous 2 years through the "Players" tab.

OK, now some bookkeeping. Next year, we'll do the rules voting again, as is the tradition.

Please feel free to send along any rules changes that you want to have voted on and I'll add them here, so that we don't forget.  I'm scratching my head about this season as it was kind of a shit show across the board, but that might just have been all of the big names getting hurt.  So, off the top of my head:

1 - We need to pull back the defenses. Seems like they were pretty consistently the high scorers in a few games week to week.  Maybe take out the special teams? Maybe knock back the TDs?  I dunno.  They just seemed high....
2 - Maybe flex out one of the starting WRs?  Give us a little more options?
3 - (From Ben and I'm REALLY hesitant to implement this, but I'll throw it out there as food for thought.)  End the season at week 16, instead of week 17.  Ben brought up a point that he couldn't actually field a team because all of his players were hurt or being protected in week 17.  (And in all fairness, this is Ben bitching that his team was too good AND he had kept a player on IR on his bench all season.  So, I'm personally not feeling too much pity, but he did get beaten pretty badly.)

OK that should be about it.  Hell of a good season this year, chaps.  See y'all in August(-ish)!

DFL 2016 Week 17: A New Champion Emerges.

Well, it's the new year and that means that another year for the DFL is officially in the books.  And, man was this a fun year.  However, before I get into those specifics, something was brought to my attention over the holiday that I feel that I should remedy here.  Apparently, I have been ignoring Patrick in the write ups all season.  As he is the new champion, I feel that I really should fix this in his victory week.  So, the following sentences have references to Patrick in them:

• Patrick lives in Pennsylvania.
• Patrick does not like being called Pat.
• Patrick is afraid of water foul.
• Sorry - I jut fact checked that last one.  Patrick is afraid of being hit while playing water polo.  Technically, it is a water foul, but the last point was probably misleading.
• Patrick has an average of 2 arms.
• Patrick has a mean of 2 legs.  
• Patrick pronounces the "h" in whip when he says "Cool Whip", but does not when he says "Bull Whip."
• Patrick says "bull whip" a lot.
• This is not a picture of Patrick:

OK, it is Patrick, but a different one.

I think that's enough to float the average Patrick mention to a proper level this year.

Now, let's talk about some specifics.

Pick 'ems!  For the love of Pete.  Nothing can be easy can it?  I went 0-4 this week on picks, and the only other person who made picks was Mike, who went 1-3.    Grumble, grumble, grumble. So,overall I still win the Gold, but Mike does pull in the honorable mention for post season picks.

Overall Pick 'ems:

Gold:  Phil

Silver:  Mike

Bronze:  Terri

(Terri and Dave were tied, but Terri made more picks, so that's the tie breaker.)

Post Season Pick'ems:

Gold:  Mike

Silver: Phil

Bronze:  Dave

And just to be sure that this is all in the same place

Elimination League:

Gold:  Phil

Silver:  Mike, Marie, Ben, and Terri (Thanks Chicago!)

Now week 17 games!  Starting low, working our way high.

RA Dave vs. Kookie  Now, I know that this wasn't high on anyone's RADAR, but man what a screwed up game this was!  Kookie managed to complete his post season slide into Playoff bitch with his third straight loss. But that's not the interesting thing.  The interesting thing is that his QB pulled in over 30 points AND his defense scored 26 points themselves!  Should have won, right?  Well, no.  When you start 1 suspended player and 2 on IR, well....

But don't get too cocky, RA Dave.  You missed being play off bitch by less than 2 points.

Crutch vs. McClennen  Can we just... OK.  If the last game wasn't ignored enough, this game was straight up forgotten.  Now, to be fair, Crutch has been not setting a line up ALL FREAKING SEASON, so in a game where nobody looks at their line up, he kinda does have the advantage.  SO, yeah, he won this own.  Somehow, this was also a close game, with McClennen just losing by less than 4 points.  This pretty much sums up this shit show of a game:

More like Sandra Oh NO!, amiriteguys?

And now we're getting to the games where people were still locked in....

Mike vs Phil  Damn it...   DAMN IT.  DAMMIT!!!

Yeah, I lost it.  Mike and I finally meet in the last week again, and *this* happens.  And by "*this*", I mean mean team completely mediocred out on iteslf.  Coupla double digit teams, but nothing to really write home about.  On the flip side, Mike had a slightly higher mediocre day and was able to put this one away with a 9 point margin.   On the plus side of this match up, Mike actually changed his team name to the more appropriate "2016(Bronze)Champs."  Cute, but not enough to kill the sting of this loss.

Next year, G...

Patrick vs. Ben  This is the most delicious game ever.  

Yeah, officially, I was rooting for Ben.  BUT, here's the thing.  Patrick, in all of his wisdom started Zach Ertz, who scored 24 points.  Ben's TE scored a paltry 5 points.  And the final score?  You guessed it, Patrick beat Ben by 19 points.  So, it was all about the TEs in the championship game.  Thank you, Patrick.  Awesome choice!    This is what it must feel like... when doves cry.

I don't know what it means, but man it's nice to see the devoted TE slot cement itself
in the league always and forever!

So, congratulations to Patrick, our big winner this year!

Here's the break down of how we ended the year:

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pts For	Pts Agnst	Streak	Waiver	Moves
*1	Bortle Kombat	7-7-0	1038.85	993.79	L-1	11	18
*2	TightEndsSuck	7-7-0	951.82	990.20	L-2	6	19
*3	2016(Bronze)Champs	10-4-0	1076.41	975.35	L-2	10	22
*4	PhilBack King	7-7-0	998.16	939.43	W-2	12	33
*5	Paranormal Soul Guy	7-7-0	928.14	840.60	L-1	5	-
*6	NotTheWorst	9-5-0	1038.92	906.62	W-6	8	3
*7	Homebrewin'	8-6-0	904.14	911.29	W-2	7	14
*8	S-Bricks2WaiverWire	9-5-0	1090.65	875.68	W-1	9	12
9	anotherTERRIbleteam	6-8-0	846.63	1066.41	L-2	4	9
10	ScoobyDoo	5-9-0	874.72	985.93	W-1	3	10
11	ForsettInTheRear	5-9-0	840.76	951.83	W-4	2	7
12	MuleDay97	4-10-0	929.63	1081.70	L-3	1	6

Which means that this is the draft order for next year:

1. Melanie
2. Skoot
3. Missy
4. Terri (2016 Queen of the Losers!)
5. Kookie (2016 Playoff Bitch)
6. RA Dave
7. McClennen
8. Crutch
9. Phil
10. Mike (2016 Bronze)
11. Ben (2016 Silver)
12. Patrick (2016 Gold)

I was gonna do some calculatin' about stats this year, but check this out.  Yahoo! does it for us now:

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/338316/recordbook?type=headtohead

All time stuff too!  Damn, Yahoo!  You awesome!  

Though, just to be sure that this isn't lost to time, here's our draft rankings 

Draft Grades

• • Paranormal Soul Guy
   
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• • ForsettInTheRear
   
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• • TightEndsSuck
   
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• • PhilBack King
   
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• • Homebrewin'
   
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• • S-Bricks2WaiverWire
   
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• • anotherTERRIbleteam
   
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• • ScoobyDoo
   
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• • MuleDay97
   
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• • 2016(Bronze)Champs
   
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• • NotTheWorst
   
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• • Bortle Kombat
   
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Just confirming that they mean, all in all, bubcuss!

But you know what does mean bidness?  Point totals!  Let's take a look:

(Note:  Averages are just the top players listed, over the season)

Quarterbacks (Average = 200):

Quarterback	Fan Pts	Inc	Yds	TD	Int	Sack	Rush Att	Rush Yds	Rush TD	2PT	Lost
Aaron Rodgers GB	325.4	209	4428	40	7	35	67	369	4	2	4
Matt Ryan Atl	292.3	161	4944	38	7	37	35	117	0	2	2
Drew Brees NO	280.33	202	5208	37	15	27	23	20	2	0	4
Andrew Luck Ind	233.83	199	4240	31	13	41	64	341	2	2	5
Kirk Cousins Was	230.33	200	4917	25	12	23	34	96	4	0	3
Tom Brady NE	230.02	141	3554	28	2	15	28	64	0	1	0
Dak Prescott Dal	228.68	148	3667	23	4	25	57	282	6	0	4
New Derek Carr Oak	226.79	203	3937	28	6	16	39	70	0	5	3
Ben Roethlisberger Pit	217.31	181	3819	29	13	17	16	14	1	3	2
Marcus Mariota Ten	208.42	175	3426	26	9	23	60	349	2	0	5
Philip Rivers SD	199.08	229	4386	33	21	36	14	35	0	0	5
Matthew Stafford Det	198.38	206	4327	24	10	37	37	207	2	1	2
Jameis Winston TB	188.05	222	4090	28	18	35	53	165	1	3	6
Blake Bortles Jax	185.16	257	3905	23	16	34	58	359	3	2	6
Tyrod Taylor Buf	181.54	167	3023	17	6	42	95	580	6	2	2
Russell Wilson Sea	178	193	4219	21	11	41	72	259	1	1	2
Eli Manning NYG	172.98	221	4027	26	16	21	21	-9	0	0	4
Cam Newton Car	167.66	240	3509	19	14	36	90	359	5	2	2
Carson Palmer Ari	167.06	233	4233	26	14	40	14	38	0	1	4
Andy Dalton Cin	166.52	199	4206	18	8	41	46	184	4	0	3
Joe Flacco Bal	159.19	236	4317	20	15	33	21	58	2	4	3
Alex Smith KC	153	161	3502	15	8	28	48	134	5	2	4
New Sam Bradford Min	148.46	157	3877	20	5	37	20	53	0	0	5
Ryan Tannehill Mia	136.01	128	2995	19	12	29	39	164	1	1	3
Colin Kaepernick SF - QBFinal (L) 25-23 vs Sea	133.73	135	2241	16	4	36	69	468	2	1	3

Running Backs (Average = 157):

Running Back	Fan Pts	Att	Yds	TD	Tgt	Rec	Yds	TD	2PT	Lost
David Johnson Ari	273.76	293	1239	16	120	80	879	4	1	3
Ezekiel Elliott Dal	233.25	322	1631	15	40	32	363	1	0	1
LeSean McCoy Buf	209.71	234	1267	13	57	50	356	1	1	0
DeMarco Murray Ten	203.53	293	1287	9	67	53	377	3	0	1
Le'Veon Bell Pit	200.57	261	1268	7	94	75	616	2	1	1
Devonta Freeman Atl	193.41	227	1079	11	65	54	462	2	0	1
LeGarrette Blount NE	188.42	299	1161	18	8	7	38	0	0	1
Melvin Gordon SD	171.73	254	997	10	57	41	419	2	0	2
Mark Ingram NO	165.29	205	1043	6	58	46	319	4	2	2
Jordan Howard Chi	153.95	252	1313	6	50	29	298	1	0	1
Jay Ajayi Mia	150.34	260	1272	8	35	27	151	0	0	1
Latavius Murray Oak	149.59	195	788	12	43	33	264	0	0	1
Frank Gore Ind	144.41	263	1025	4	47	38	277	4	0	1
Carlos Hyde SF	135.89	217	988	6	33	27	163	3	1	3
Isaiah Crowell Cle	134.23	198	952	7	53	40	319	0	0	2
Tevin Coleman Atl	133.01	118	520	8	40	31	421	3	0	0
New Lamar Miller Hou	128.55	268	1073	5	39	31	188	1	0	1
Todd Gurley LA	127.58	278	885	6	58	43	327	0	0	1
Jeremy Hill Cin	127.39	222	839	9	27	21	174	0	0	0
Matt Forte NYJ	125.72	218	813	7	43	30	263	1	0	1
Bilal Powell NYJ	120.65	131	722	3	75	58	388	2	0	1
Spencer Ware KC	119.78	214	921	3	42	33	447	2	0	3
Terrance West Bal	114.04	193	774	5	45	34	236	1	0	0
Jonathan Stewart Car	111.33	218	824	9	21	8	60	0	0	2
Ryan Mathews Phi	109.17	155	661	8	14	13	115	1	2	2

Wide Receivers  (Average = 114 (top 50), 121 (top 40), 128 (top 30), 132 (top 25)):

Offense	Fan Pts	Att	Yds	TD	Tgt	Rec	Yds	TD	TD	2PT	Lost
Jordy Nelson GB	180.78	0	0	0	152	97	1257	14	0	0	1
Antonio Brown Pit	176.96	3	9	0	154	106	1284	12	0	0	0
Mike Evans TB	176.84	0	0	0	173	96	1321	12	0	2	0
Odell Beckham Jr. NYG	162.78	1	9	0	169	101	1367	10	0	0	1
Davante Adams GB	149.38	0	0	0	121	75	997	12	0	1	1
Tyreek Hill KC	142.02	24	267	3	83	61	593	6	3	0	1
Michael Thomas NO	141.48	0	0	0	121	92	1137	9	0	0	2
T.Y. Hilton Ind	141.42	0	0	0	155	91	1448	6	0	1	0
Doug Baldwin Sea	140.63	3	2	0	125	94	1128	7	0	0	0
Brandin Cooks NO	135.92	6	30	0	117	78	1173	8	0	0	0
Michael Crabtree Oak	134.62	0	0	0	145	89	1003	8	0	1	0
Julio Jones Atl	133.86	0	0	0	129	83	1409	6	0	0	0
Larry Fitzgerald Ari	128.65	2	5	0	150	107	1023	6	0	0	1
Rishard Matthews Ten	122.3	0	0	0	108	65	945	9	0	0	1
Amari Cooper Oak	121.62	1	0	0	132	83	1153	5	0	2	0
Tyrell Williams SD	118.86	0	0	0	119	69	1059	7	0	0	0
Demaryius Thomas Den	116.32	0	0	0	144	90	1083	5	0	1	2
Jarvis Landry Mia	115.47	5	17	0	131	94	1136	4	0	1	2
Jamison Crowder Was	113.25	2	-2	0	99	67	847	7	1	0	1
Julian Edelman NE	113.04	12	57	0	159	98	1106	3	0	1	2
Golden Tate Det	112.85	10	4	0	135	91	1077	4	0	1	1
Terrelle Pryor Sr. Cle	111.81	8	21	1	140	77	1007	4	0	1	0
Emmanuel Sanders Den	111.05	1	4	0	137	79	1032	5	0	0	0
Sterling Shepard NYG	109.89	3	31	0	105	65	683	8	0	0	0
Allen Robinson Jax	109.82	0	0	0	151	73	883	6	0	1	0
Kelvin Benjamin Car	109.14	0	0	0	118	63	941	7	0	0	1
Dez Bryant Dal	109.09	0	0	0	96	50	796	8	0	0	1
Anquan Boldin Det	104.86	0	0	0	95	67	584	8	0	0	0
Mike Wallace Bal	104.75	5	31	0	117	72	1017	4	0	1	0
Kenny Stills Mia	104.04	0	0	0	81	42	726	9	0	0	0
Willie Snead NO	103.05	0	0	0	104	72	895	4	0	0	0
Brandon LaFell Cin	102.35	1	-2	0	107	64	862	6	0	0	0
Adam Thielen Min	102.18	2	15	0	92	69	967	5	0	0	1
Kenny Britt LA	102.08	0	0	0	111	68	1002	5	0	0	1
Cole Beasley Dal	101.19	1	7	0	98	75	833	5	0	0	0
DeAndre Hopkins Hou	101.16	0	0	0	151	78	954	4	0	0	0
Steve Smith Sr. Bal	100.96	0	0	0	101	70	799	5	0	2	0
New Pierre Garcon Was	99.14	0	0	0	114	79	1041	3	0	0	0
Stefon Diggs Min	96.79	3	10	0	112	84	903	3	0	0	0
Marqise Lee Jax	96.37	6	35	0	105	63	851	3	1	0	1
A.J. Green Cin	95.56	0	0	0	100	66	964	4	0	0	0
Cameron Meredith Chi	94.97	1	6	0	97	66	888	4	0	0	2
DeSean Jackson Was	92.2	0	0	0	100	56	1005	4	0	0	0
Marvin Jones Jr. Det	88.9	1	3	0	103	55	930	4	0	0	0
Quincy Enunwa NYJ	88.08	1	12	0	105	58	857	4	0	0	0
Jordan Matthews Phi	86.66	0	0	0	117	73	804	3	0	0	0
Taylor Gabriel Atl	86.06	4	51	1	50	35	579	6	0	0	0
Dontrelle Inman SD	85.4	0	0	0	97	58	810	4	0	0	0
J.J. Nelson Ari	85.25	4	83	1	74	34	568	6	0	0	1
Ted Ginn Jr. Car	83.61	14	98	0	95	54	752	4	0	0	2

Tight Ends (Average = 83):

Tight End	Fan Pts	Rec	Yds	TD	2PT	Lost
Kyle Rudolph Min	117.1	83	840	7	0	0
Travis Kelce KC	113.17	85	1125	4	1	0
Delanie Walker Ten	107.23	65	800	7	0	0
Greg Olsen Car	102.92	80	1073	3	1	0
Cameron Brate TB	102.9	57	660	8	0	0
Jimmy Graham Sea	101.42	65	923	6	0	2
Martellus Bennett NE	98.21	55	701	7	0	0
Zach Ertz Phi	95.64	78	816	4	0	0
Jordan Reed Was	94.44	66	686	6	0	1
Antonio Gates SD	88.42	53	548	7	0	1
Hunter Henry SD	83.12	36	478	8	0	1
Dennis Pitta Bal	82.16	86	729	2	0	1
Jack Doyle Ind	80.86	59	584	5	0	1
Jason Witten Dal	77.42	69	673	3	0	1
Charles Clay Buf	74.58	57	552	4	0	0
Coby Fleener NO	74.37	50	631	3	0	0
C.J. Fiedorowicz Hou	73.36	54	559	4	0	0
Dwayne Allen Ind	71.74	35	406	6	1	0
Eric Ebron Det	71.01	61	711	1	0	0
Zach Miller Chi	66.94	47	486	4	0	0
Gary Barnidge Cle	65.98	55	612	2	1	0
Tyler Eifert Cin	60.26	29	394	5	0	0
Vernon Davis Was	57.32	44	583	2	0	0
Lance Kendricks LA	54.96	50	499	2	0	1
Ryan Griffin Hou	52.68	50	442	2	0	1

Defenses (Average = 118):

Defense/Special Teams	Fan Pts	Pts vs.	Sack	Safe	Int	Fum Rec	TD	Blk Kick	Ret Yds	Ret TD
Kansas City KC	177.58	305	28	1	18	15	5	0	1535	3
Minnesota Min	166.93	307	41	1	14	13	4	1	1256	3
Arizona Ari	150.9	344	48	2	14	14	3	2	774	0
Denver Den -	150.28	287	42	0	14	13	4	2	797	0
Philadelphia Phi vs Dal	149.03	331	34	1	16	10	3	3	1202	2
New York NYG	147.9	276	35	0	17	8	4	2	1014	0
New England NE	142.18	250	34	3	13	10	0	3	851	0
Seattle Sea	125.62	290	42	1	11	8	1	3	1057	0
Carolina Car	125.17	376	47	1	17	10	3	3	1030	0
Baltimore Bal	123.7	317	31	0	18	10	2	4	882	0
Tampa Bay TB	123.55	353	38	1	17	12	4	0	573	0
Miami Mia	115.12	374	33	0	16	9	2	4	1207	2
San Diego SD	112	397	35	1	18	10	5	0	720	0
Cincinnati Cin	104.82	313	33	1	17	3	0	3	1249	0
Pittsburgh Pit	104.13	327	38	1	13	10	1	1	788	0
Houston Hou	100.4	322	31	1	11	6	1	0	984	1
Buffalo Buf	100.05	370	39	0	12	6	3	1	1143	0
Los Angeles LA	96.85	358	31	0	10	8	1	2	1491	0
Atlanta Atl -	96.62	394	34	0	12	10	5	2	757	0
Green Bay GB	92.43	382	40	0	17	8	0	0	866	0
Tennessee Ten	90.42	340	40	0	12	6	1	0	865	0
Washington Was	90.23	365	38	0	13	8	0	1	914	1
Detroit Det	88.32	352	26	2	10	4	1	1	1039	2
Oakland Oak	88.23	385	25	0	16	14	1	2	914	0
Dallas Dal	86.5	306	36	0	9	11	0	0	690	0

Kickers (Av = 132):  

Kickers	Fan Pts	0-19 Made	20-29 Made	30-39 Made	40-49 Made	50+ Made	0-19 Miss	20-29 Miss	PAT Made	PAT Miss
Matt Bryant Atl	178	0	12	7	9	6	0	0	56	1
Justin Tucker Bal	174.9	0	4	10	14	10	0	0	27	0
Adam Vinatieri Ind	149	0	3	7	10	7	0	0	44	0
Caleb Sturgis Phi	149	0	12	12	7	4	0	0	30	1
Dustin Hopkins Was	148	0	12	12	7	3	0	0	36	3
Wil Lutz NO	146	1	7	9	8	3	0	0	49	1
Matt Prater Det	146	0	10	4	10	7	0	0	31	2
Dan Bailey Dal	140	0	9	8	7	3	0	0	46	0
Graham Gano Car	138	0	4	9	14	3	0	0	31	3
Sebastian Janikowski Oak	138	1	9	6	10	3	0	0	37	2
Nick Novak Hou	138	1	12	11	8	3	0	0	22	3
Stephen Gostkowski NE	137	0	9	7	9	2	0	0	46	3
Cairo Santos KC	135	0	8	15	6	2	0	1	36	3
Brandon McManus Den	131.4	0	9	10	7	3	0	0	32	1
Jason Myers Jax	131	0	7	3	10	7	0	0	29	3
Steven Hauschka Sea	130	0	11	13	8	1	0	2	29	6
Mason Crosby GB	126	1	6	13	5	1	0	0	44	3
Josh Lambo SD	122	0	7	13	6	0	0	0	42	4
Ryan Succop Ten	117	1	4	6	8	3	0	0	39	2
Chandler Catanzaro Ari	113	1	5	6	6	3	0	1	43	4
Chris Boswell Pit	110	0	2	8	11	0	0	0	36	0
Nick Folk NYJ	109	0	12	10	3	2	0	1	24	2
Roberto Aguayo TB	100	0	5	13	4	0	0	0	32	2
Dan Carpenter Buf	98	1	8	5	4	1	0	0	40	5
Phil Dawson SF	95	0	4	6	7	1	0	0	33	1

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That's about it for this year. See you suckas around next year!  Peace!