- Patrick lives in Pennsylvania.
- Patrick does not like being called Pat.
Patrick is afraid of water foul.- Sorry - I jut fact checked that last one. Patrick is afraid of being hit while playing water polo. Technically, it is a water foul, but the last point was probably misleading.
- Patrick has an average of 2 arms.
- Patrick has a mean of 2 legs.
- Patrick pronounces the "h" in whip when he says "Cool Whip", but does not when he says "Bull Whip."
- Patrick says "bull whip" a lot.
- This is not a picture of Patrick:
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| OK, it is Patrick, but a different one. |
I think that's enough to float the average Patrick mention to a proper level this year.
Now, let's talk about some specifics.
Pick 'ems! For the love of Pete. Nothing can be easy can it? I went 0-4 this week on picks, and the only other person who made picks was Mike, who went 1-3. Grumble, grumble, grumble. So,overall I still win the Gold, but Mike does pull in the honorable mention for post season picks.
Overall Pick 'ems:
Gold: Phil
Silver: Mike
Bronze: Terri
(Terri and Dave were tied, but Terri made more picks, so that's the tie breaker.)
Post Season Pick'ems:
Gold: Mike
Silver: Phil
Bronze: Dave
And just to be sure that this is all in the same place
Elimination League:
Gold: Phil
Silver: Mike, Marie, Ben, and Terri (Thanks Chicago!)
Now week 17 games! Starting low, working our way high.
RA Dave vs. Kookie Now, I know that this wasn't high on anyone's RADAR, but man what a screwed up game this was! Kookie managed to complete his post season slide into Playoff bitch with his third straight loss. But that's not the interesting thing. The interesting thing is that his QB pulled in over 30 points AND his defense scored 26 points themselves! Should have won, right? Well, no. When you start 1 suspended player and 2 on IR, well....
But don't get too cocky, RA Dave. You missed being play off bitch by less than 2 points.
Crutch vs. McClennen Can we just... OK. If the last game wasn't ignored enough, this game was straight up forgotten. Now, to be fair, Crutch has been not setting a line up ALL FREAKING SEASON, so in a game where nobody looks at their line up, he kinda does have the advantage. SO, yeah, he won this own. Somehow, this was also a close game, with McClennen just losing by less than 4 points. This pretty much sums up this shit show of a game:
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| More like Sandra Oh NO!, amiriteguys? |
And now we're getting to the games where people were still locked in....
Mike vs Phil Damn it... DAMN IT. DAMMIT!!!
Yeah, I lost it. Mike and I finally meet in the last week again, and *this* happens. And by "*this*", I mean mean team completely mediocred out on iteslf. Coupla double digit teams, but nothing to really write home about. On the flip side, Mike had a slightly higher mediocre day and was able to put this one away with a 9 point margin. On the plus side of this match up, Mike actually changed his team name to the more appropriate "2016(Bronze)Champs." Cute, but not enough to kill the sting of this loss.
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| Next year, G... |
Patrick vs. Ben This is the most delicious game ever.
Yeah, officially, I was rooting for Ben. BUT, here's the thing. Patrick, in all of his wisdom started Zach Ertz, who scored 24 points. Ben's TE scored a paltry 5 points. And the final score? You guessed it, Patrick beat Ben by 19 points. So, it was all about the TEs in the championship game. Thank you, Patrick. Awesome choice! This is what it must feel like... when doves cry.
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| I don't know what it means, but man it's nice to see the devoted TE slot cement itself in the league always and forever! |
So, congratulations to Patrick, our big winner this year!
Here's the break down of how we ended the year:
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pts For | Pts Agnst | Streak | Waiver | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| *1 |  | 7-7-0 | 1038.85 | 993.79 | L-1 | 11 | 18 |
| *2 |  | 7-7-0 | 951.82 | 990.20 | L-2 | 6 | 19 |
| *3 |  | 10-4-0 | 1076.41 | 975.35 | L-2 | 10 | 22 |
| *4 |  | 7-7-0 | 998.16 | 939.43 | W-2 | 12 | 33 |
| *5 |  | 7-7-0 | 928.14 | 840.60 | L-1 | 5 | - |
| *6 | | 9-5-0 | 1038.92 | 906.62 | W-6 | 8 | 3 |
| *7 | | 8-6-0 | 904.14 | 911.29 | W-2 | 7 | 14 |
| *8 |  | 9-5-0 | 1090.65 | 875.68 | W-1 | 9 | 12 |
| 9 |  | 6-8-0 | 846.63 | 1066.41 | L-2 | 4 | 9 |
| 10 |  | 5-9-0 | 874.72 | 985.93 | W-1 | 3 | 10 |
| 11 |  | 5-9-0 | 840.76 | 951.83 | W-4 | 2 | 7 |
| 12 | | 4-10-0 | 929.63 | 1081.70 | L-3 | 1 | 6 |
Which means that this is the draft order for next year:
- Melanie
- Skoot
- Missy
- Terri (2016 Queen of the Losers!)
- Kookie (2016 Playoff Bitch)
- RA Dave
- McClennen
- Crutch
- Phil
- Mike (2016 Bronze)
- Ben (2016 Silver)
- Patrick (2016 Gold)
I was gonna do some calculatin' about stats this year, but check this out. Yahoo! does it for us now:
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/338316/recordbook?type=headtohead
All time stuff too! Damn, Yahoo! You awesome!
Though, just to be sure that this isn't lost to time, here's our draft rankings
Draft Grades
- Paranormal Soul Guy
- Report Card
- ForsettInTheRear
- Report Card
- TightEndsSuck
- Report Card
- PhilBack King
- Report Card
- Homebrewin'
- Report Card
- S-Bricks2WaiverWire
- Report Card
- anotherTERRIbleteam
- Report Card
- ScoobyDoo
- Report Card
- MuleDay97
- Report Card
- 2016(Bronze)Champs
- Report Card
- NotTheWorst
- Report Card
- Bortle Kombat
- Report Card
Just confirming that they mean, all in all, bubcuss!
But you know what does mean bidness? Point totals! Let's take a look:
(Note: Averages are just the top players listed, over the season)
Quarterbacks (Average = 200):
| Quarterback | Fan Pts | Inc | Yds | TD | Int | Sack | Rush Att | Rush Yds | Rush TD | 2PT | Lost |
| Aaron Rodgers GB | 325.4 | 209 | 4428 | 40 | 7 | 35 | 67 | 369 | 4 | 2 | 4 |
| Matt Ryan Atl | 292.3 | 161 | 4944 | 38 | 7 | 37 | 35 | 117 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| Drew Brees NO | 280.33 | 202 | 5208 | 37 | 15 | 27 | 23 | 20 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
| Andrew Luck Ind | 233.83 | 199 | 4240 | 31 | 13 | 41 | 64 | 341 | 2 | 2 | 5 |
| Kirk Cousins Was | 230.33 | 200 | 4917 | 25 | 12 | 23 | 34 | 96 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
| Tom Brady NE | 230.02 | 141 | 3554 | 28 | 2 | 15 | 28 | 64 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Dak Prescott Dal | 228.68 | 148 | 3667 | 23 | 4 | 25 | 57 | 282 | 6 | 0 | 4 |
| New Derek Carr Oak | 226.79 | 203 | 3937 | 28 | 6 | 16 | 39 | 70 | 0 | 5 | 3 |
| Ben Roethlisberger Pit | 217.31 | 181 | 3819 | 29 | 13 | 17 | 16 | 14 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Marcus Mariota Ten | 208.42 | 175 | 3426 | 26 | 9 | 23 | 60 | 349 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
| Philip Rivers SD | 199.08 | 229 | 4386 | 33 | 21 | 36 | 14 | 35 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Matthew Stafford Det | 198.38 | 206 | 4327 | 24 | 10 | 37 | 37 | 207 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Jameis Winston TB | 188.05 | 222 | 4090 | 28 | 18 | 35 | 53 | 165 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
| Blake Bortles Jax | 185.16 | 257 | 3905 | 23 | 16 | 34 | 58 | 359 | 3 | 2 | 6 |
| Tyrod Taylor Buf | 181.54 | 167 | 3023 | 17 | 6 | 42 | 95 | 580 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
| Russell Wilson Sea | 178 | 193 | 4219 | 21 | 11 | 41 | 72 | 259 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Eli Manning NYG | 172.98 | 221 | 4027 | 26 | 16 | 21 | 21 | -9 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Cam Newton Car | 167.66 | 240 | 3509 | 19 | 14 | 36 | 90 | 359 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| Carson Palmer Ari | 167.06 | 233 | 4233 | 26 | 14 | 40 | 14 | 38 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| Andy Dalton Cin | 166.52 | 199 | 4206 | 18 | 8 | 41 | 46 | 184 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
| Joe Flacco Bal | 159.19 | 236 | 4317 | 20 | 15 | 33 | 21 | 58 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| Alex Smith KC | 153 | 161 | 3502 | 15 | 8 | 28 | 48 | 134 | 5 | 2 | 4 |
| New Sam Bradford Min | 148.46 | 157 | 3877 | 20 | 5 | 37 | 20 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Ryan Tannehill Mia | 136.01 | 128 | 2995 | 19 | 12 | 29 | 39 | 164 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Colin Kaepernick SF - QBFinal (L) 25-23 vs Sea | 133.73 | 135 | 2241 | 16 | 4 | 36 | 69 | 468 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Running Backs (Average = 157):
| Running Back | Fan Pts | Att | Yds | TD | Tgt | Rec | Yds | TD | 2PT | Lost |
| David Johnson Ari | 273.76 | 293 | 1239 | 16 | 120 | 80 | 879 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| Ezekiel Elliott Dal | 233.25 | 322 | 1631 | 15 | 40 | 32 | 363 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| LeSean McCoy Buf | 209.71 | 234 | 1267 | 13 | 57 | 50 | 356 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| DeMarco Murray Ten | 203.53 | 293 | 1287 | 9 | 67 | 53 | 377 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| Le'Veon Bell Pit | 200.57 | 261 | 1268 | 7 | 94 | 75 | 616 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Devonta Freeman Atl | 193.41 | 227 | 1079 | 11 | 65 | 54 | 462 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| LeGarrette Blount NE | 188.42 | 299 | 1161 | 18 | 8 | 7 | 38 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Melvin Gordon SD | 171.73 | 254 | 997 | 10 | 57 | 41 | 419 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Mark Ingram NO | 165.29 | 205 | 1043 | 6 | 58 | 46 | 319 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| Jordan Howard Chi | 153.95 | 252 | 1313 | 6 | 50 | 29 | 298 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Jay Ajayi Mia | 150.34 | 260 | 1272 | 8 | 35 | 27 | 151 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Latavius Murray Oak | 149.59 | 195 | 788 | 12 | 43 | 33 | 264 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Frank Gore Ind | 144.41 | 263 | 1025 | 4 | 47 | 38 | 277 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| Carlos Hyde SF | 135.89 | 217 | 988 | 6 | 33 | 27 | 163 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| Isaiah Crowell Cle | 134.23 | 198 | 952 | 7 | 53 | 40 | 319 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Tevin Coleman Atl | 133.01 | 118 | 520 | 8 | 40 | 31 | 421 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| New Lamar Miller Hou | 128.55 | 268 | 1073 | 5 | 39 | 31 | 188 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Todd Gurley LA | 127.58 | 278 | 885 | 6 | 58 | 43 | 327 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Jeremy Hill Cin | 127.39 | 222 | 839 | 9 | 27 | 21 | 174 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Matt Forte NYJ | 125.72 | 218 | 813 | 7 | 43 | 30 | 263 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Bilal Powell NYJ | 120.65 | 131 | 722 | 3 | 75 | 58 | 388 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Spencer Ware KC | 119.78 | 214 | 921 | 3 | 42 | 33 | 447 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| Terrance West Bal | 114.04 | 193 | 774 | 5 | 45 | 34 | 236 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Jonathan Stewart Car | 111.33 | 218 | 824 | 9 | 21 | 8 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Ryan Mathews Phi | 109.17 | 155 | 661 | 8 | 14 | 13 | 115 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
Wide Receivers (Average = 114 (top 50), 121 (top 40), 128 (top 30), 132 (top 25)):
| Offense | Fan Pts | Att | Yds | TD | Tgt | Rec | Yds | TD | TD | 2PT | Lost |
| Jordy Nelson GB | 180.78 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 152 | 97 | 1257 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Antonio Brown Pit | 176.96 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 154 | 106 | 1284 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mike Evans TB | 176.84 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 173 | 96 | 1321 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Odell Beckham Jr. NYG | 162.78 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 169 | 101 | 1367 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Davante Adams GB | 149.38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 121 | 75 | 997 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Tyreek Hill KC | 142.02 | 24 | 267 | 3 | 83 | 61 | 593 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| Michael Thomas NO | 141.48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 121 | 92 | 1137 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| T.Y. Hilton Ind | 141.42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 155 | 91 | 1448 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Doug Baldwin Sea | 140.63 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 125 | 94 | 1128 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Brandin Cooks NO | 135.92 | 6 | 30 | 0 | 117 | 78 | 1173 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Michael Crabtree Oak | 134.62 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 145 | 89 | 1003 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Julio Jones Atl | 133.86 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 129 | 83 | 1409 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Larry Fitzgerald Ari | 128.65 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 150 | 107 | 1023 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Rishard Matthews Ten | 122.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 108 | 65 | 945 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Amari Cooper Oak | 121.62 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 132 | 83 | 1153 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Tyrell Williams SD | 118.86 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 119 | 69 | 1059 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Demaryius Thomas Den | 116.32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 144 | 90 | 1083 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Jarvis Landry Mia | 115.47 | 5 | 17 | 0 | 131 | 94 | 1136 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Jamison Crowder Was | 113.25 | 2 | -2 | 0 | 99 | 67 | 847 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Julian Edelman NE | 113.04 | 12 | 57 | 0 | 159 | 98 | 1106 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Golden Tate Det | 112.85 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 135 | 91 | 1077 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Terrelle Pryor Sr. Cle | 111.81 | 8 | 21 | 1 | 140 | 77 | 1007 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Emmanuel Sanders Den | 111.05 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 137 | 79 | 1032 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sterling Shepard NYG | 109.89 | 3 | 31 | 0 | 105 | 65 | 683 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Allen Robinson Jax | 109.82 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 151 | 73 | 883 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kelvin Benjamin Car | 109.14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 118 | 63 | 941 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Dez Bryant Dal | 109.09 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 96 | 50 | 796 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Anquan Boldin Det | 104.86 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 95 | 67 | 584 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mike Wallace Bal | 104.75 | 5 | 31 | 0 | 117 | 72 | 1017 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kenny Stills Mia | 104.04 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 81 | 42 | 726 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Willie Snead NO | 103.05 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 104 | 72 | 895 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Brandon LaFell Cin | 102.35 | 1 | -2 | 0 | 107 | 64 | 862 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Adam Thielen Min | 102.18 | 2 | 15 | 0 | 92 | 69 | 967 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kenny Britt LA | 102.08 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 111 | 68 | 1002 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Cole Beasley Dal | 101.19 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 98 | 75 | 833 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DeAndre Hopkins Hou | 101.16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 151 | 78 | 954 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Steve Smith Sr. Bal | 100.96 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 101 | 70 | 799 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| New Pierre Garcon Was | 99.14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 114 | 79 | 1041 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Stefon Diggs Min | 96.79 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 112 | 84 | 903 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Marqise Lee Jax | 96.37 | 6 | 35 | 0 | 105 | 63 | 851 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| A.J. Green Cin | 95.56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 | 66 | 964 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cameron Meredith Chi | 94.97 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 97 | 66 | 888 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DeSean Jackson Was | 92.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 | 56 | 1005 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Marvin Jones Jr. Det | 88.9 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 103 | 55 | 930 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Quincy Enunwa NYJ | 88.08 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 105 | 58 | 857 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jordan Matthews Phi | 86.66 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 117 | 73 | 804 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Taylor Gabriel Atl | 86.06 | 4 | 51 | 1 | 50 | 35 | 579 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dontrelle Inman SD | 85.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 97 | 58 | 810 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| J.J. Nelson Ari | 85.25 | 4 | 83 | 1 | 74 | 34 | 568 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Ted Ginn Jr. Car | 83.61 | 14 | 98 | 0 | 95 | 54 | 752 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Tight Ends (Average = 83):
| Tight End | Fan Pts | Rec | Yds | TD | 2PT | Lost |
| Kyle Rudolph Min | 117.1 | 83 | 840 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| Travis Kelce KC | 113.17 | 85 | 1125 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| Delanie Walker Ten | 107.23 | 65 | 800 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| Greg Olsen Car | 102.92 | 80 | 1073 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| Cameron Brate TB | 102.9 | 57 | 660 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| Jimmy Graham Sea | 101.42 | 65 | 923 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| Martellus Bennett NE | 98.21 | 55 | 701 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| Zach Ertz Phi | 95.64 | 78 | 816 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Jordan Reed Was | 94.44 | 66 | 686 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| Antonio Gates SD | 88.42 | 53 | 548 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| Hunter Henry SD | 83.12 | 36 | 478 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
| Dennis Pitta Bal | 82.16 | 86 | 729 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Jack Doyle Ind | 80.86 | 59 | 584 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Jason Witten Dal | 77.42 | 69 | 673 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| Charles Clay Buf | 74.58 | 57 | 552 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Coby Fleener NO | 74.37 | 50 | 631 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| C.J. Fiedorowicz Hou | 73.36 | 54 | 559 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Dwayne Allen Ind | 71.74 | 35 | 406 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| Eric Ebron Det | 71.01 | 61 | 711 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Zach Miller Chi | 66.94 | 47 | 486 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Gary Barnidge Cle | 65.98 | 55 | 612 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Tyler Eifert Cin | 60.26 | 29 | 394 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| Vernon Davis Was | 57.32 | 44 | 583 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Lance Kendricks LA | 54.96 | 50 | 499 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Ryan Griffin Hou | 52.68 | 50 | 442 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
Defenses (Average = 118):
| Defense/Special Teams | Fan Pts | Pts vs. | Sack | Safe | Int | Fum Rec | TD | Blk Kick | Ret Yds |
Ret TD |
| Kansas City KC | 177.58 | 305 | 28 | 1 | 18 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 1535 | 3 |
| Minnesota Min | 166.93 | 307 | 41 | 1 | 14 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 1256 | 3 |
| Arizona Ari | 150.9 | 344 | 48 | 2 | 14 | 14 | 3 | 2 | 774 | 0 |
| Denver Den - | 150.28 | 287 | 42 | 0 | 14 | 13 | 4 | 2 | 797 | 0 |
| Philadelphia Phi vs Dal | 149.03 | 331 | 34 | 1 | 16 | 10 | 3 | 3 | 1202 | 2 |
| New York NYG | 147.9 | 276 | 35 | 0 | 17 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 1014 | 0 |
| New England NE | 142.18 | 250 | 34 | 3 | 13 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 851 | 0 |
| Seattle Sea | 125.62 | 290 | 42 | 1 | 11 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 1057 | 0 |
| Carolina Car | 125.17 | 376 | 47 | 1 | 17 | 10 | 3 | 3 | 1030 | 0 |
| Baltimore Bal | 123.7 | 317 | 31 | 0 | 18 | 10 | 2 | 4 | 882 | 0 |
| Tampa Bay TB | 123.55 | 353 | 38 | 1 | 17 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 573 | 0 |
| Miami Mia | 115.12 | 374 | 33 | 0 | 16 | 9 | 2 | 4 | 1207 | 2 |
| San Diego SD | 112 | 397 | 35 | 1 | 18 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 720 | 0 |
| Cincinnati Cin | 104.82 | 313 | 33 | 1 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1249 | 0 |
| Pittsburgh Pit | 104.13 | 327 | 38 | 1 | 13 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 788 | 0 |
| Houston Hou | 100.4 | 322 | 31 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 984 | 1 |
| Buffalo Buf | 100.05 | 370 | 39 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 1143 | 0 |
| Los Angeles LA | 96.85 | 358 | 31 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 1491 | 0 |
| Atlanta Atl - | 96.62 | 394 | 34 | 0 | 12 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 757 | 0 |
| Green Bay GB | 92.43 | 382 | 40 | 0 | 17 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 866 | 0 |
| Tennessee Ten | 90.42 | 340 | 40 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 865 | 0 |
| Washington Was | 90.23 | 365 | 38 | 0 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 914 | 1 |
| Detroit Det | 88.32 | 352 | 26 | 2 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1039 | 2 |
| Oakland Oak | 88.23 | 385 | 25 | 0 | 16 | 14 | 1 | 2 | 914 | 0 |
| Dallas Dal | 86.5 | 306 | 36 | 0 | 9 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 690 | 0 |
Kickers (Av = 132):
| Kickers | Fan Pts | 0-19 Made | 20-29 Made | 30-39 Made | 40-49 Made | 50+ Made | 0-19 Miss | 20-29 Miss | PAT Made | PAT Miss |
| Matt Bryant Atl | 178 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 56 | 1 |
| Justin Tucker Bal | 174.9 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 14 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 0 |
| Adam Vinatieri Ind | 149 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 0 |
| Caleb Sturgis Phi | 149 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 1 |
| Dustin Hopkins Was | 148 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 3 |
| Wil Lutz NO | 146 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 49 | 1 |
| Matt Prater Det | 146 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 2 |
| Dan Bailey Dal | 140 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 46 | 0 |
| Graham Gano Car | 138 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 3 |
| Sebastian Janikowski Oak | 138 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 2 |
| Nick Novak Hou | 138 | 1 | 12 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 3 |
| Stephen Gostkowski NE | 137 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 46 | 3 |
| Cairo Santos KC | 135 | 0 | 8 | 15 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 3 |
| Brandon McManus Den | 131.4 | 0 | 9 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 1 |
| Jason Myers Jax | 131 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 3 |
| Steven Hauschka Sea | 130 | 0 | 11 | 13 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 6 |
| Mason Crosby GB | 126 | 1 | 6 | 13 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 3 |
| Josh Lambo SD | 122 | 0 | 7 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 4 |
| Ryan Succop Ten | 117 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 2 |
| Chandler Catanzaro Ari | 113 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 43 | 4 |
| Chris Boswell Pit | 110 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 0 |
| Nick Folk NYJ | 109 | 0 | 12 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 2 |
| Roberto Aguayo TB | 100 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 2 |
| Dan Carpenter Buf | 98 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 5 |
| Phil Dawson SF | 95 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 1 |
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That's about it for this year. See you suckas around next year! Peace!
