Tuesday, October 16, 2018

DFL 2018 Week 6: The fast version.

OK guys, I've gotta level with you here... I'm going on not a lot of sleep. But, being that I'm commish, I'm going to soldier on and still get the write up done.  On time, though it might be a little light in content.  This is going to be the quick, quick version of the write up.


This guy gets it.
Now, on to that glorious beauty that is football.

Lucy is kind of a bitch, huh?
Elimination league.  3 players left, three different picks.  Most of them, close games.  McClennen pick the Chargers over the Browns, and it was a blow out.  Phil picked Houston over Bufflo, which was within a touch down, and really too close for comfort.  And Josh picked Green Bay over San Francisco, which should have been a gimme,but it's Monday night and Rodgers doesn't like to lose on a national stage. So he came back to win in literally at the last minute.

And, you know, Monday night, so who the hell knows?
So.. No eliminations this week.  Yay?

Pick 'ems.  Rich get richer, am I right?

5 out of 6 assholes agree.
The top picks this week went 5-1, and wound up in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places:  Phil, Mike, and Crutch. Terri was close behing at 4-2, Josh broke even at 3-3, and finally Ben's bullshit pre-season picks shit the bed at 2-4.


And it's about damn time too.    So, here's where we stand:

Phil:  27-9
Mike:  22-14
Crutch:  21-15
Ben: 21-15 (I think that we can all agree that maybe this number should stay still for a few weeks while the rest of us get a little padding...)
Terri:  19-17
Josh: 18-18  (Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.)

And the games?  Lemme tell you about the games...


Ben (105.15) vs Josh (72.47).  Well, Ben's the only one to hit triple digits this week.  Good for him, bad for Josh.  The latter actually had a decent game, but still was on the receiving end of the beat down of the week. Sorry, man.  MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ALL OF THE TIGHT ENDS ON YOUR BENCH???

Kyle (87.12) vs D (56.64).  Everything came up Kyle this week.  Well, everything except the Jacksonville Defense.  Man, The Cowboys were on fire this weekend!  Doesn't matter too much, a D wasn't able to get much going on his side of the ball.  And that's a shame too because D put in the D from an almost historic defensive game.  Sadly, it wasn't HIS defense that was almost making history.

Skoot (81.51) vs Terri (61.96).  Skoot was finally able to snap his losing streak this week when Ryan and Barkley almost topped 50 points by themselves.  Terri, on the other hand, hit line up Nirvana, as her bench scored a collective 0 points.  We can all hear the call of "When the HELL is Bell going to get his ass back onto the field??"  Technically, next week - the Steelers BYE week, but still... Progress?

Phil (77.38) vs. Crutch (64.49).  Man, Crutch is right on the husp of greatness hee   His back up QB (who is a back up in real life) scored more than his starter, and 4 of his other players didn't see 4 points.  But But that left Hill AND Hunt to go crazy, with the Seatle Defense lending nice support.  Phil, on the other hand, just had a nice, quiet, consistent game.

Mike (73.66) vs. McClennen (70.62). This was the closest game of the week, but kept people propelled on their current directory.  With this win, Mike sneaks into 3rd place, and McClennen completes his downward trajectory to last place.  (Helped by the fact that two of his players goose egged.  Man, McClennen, that's rough.  But at least you're at the top of the waivers...)

Patrick (65.48) vs. Stephen (55.51).  Man, this was a disappointing game.  NObody hit, expectations,and had Goeff even approaced his, Stephen would have taken home a victory here.  Good kickers in the game though. 

OK that's it.  I'm outsy!

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