i refuse to fall into phil's trap...trying to get me to post by inciting me....
oh.
damnit.
well now that i'm here, i just want to note that my weekend was also awesome...why? Because i didn't get up before 10am either day, did not attend any performances aimed at small children, and didn't spend any time trying to direct 2 year old penises into porcelain bowls. All in all a very successful weekend. Though i didn't get to beat up any 2 year olds either, so i guess you've got me on that..
(and for when my future employers find this on google, yes i'm kidding about the beating up 2 year olds part. by which i mean kidding about it being a good thing, not kidding about not having done it. i haven't. honest. unless you pay extra for that.)
I realize this post isn't nearly as long or interesting as phil's, so please spend the next 5 minutes pretending to read what i haven't bothered to write below, and chuckling to yourself occasionally. thanks.
Dammit, Ben. That was really good. Two things though:
ReplyDelete1 - It is spelled "Dammit". We've talked about this.
2 - Actually, we're still on the potty stage. And he's sitting down. So, there was no direction of a penis (since he's sitting down) and it was aimed at plastic.
But that being said. This blog posting did make me laugh out loud and was perhaps my favorite post on the blog thus far. :-)
i can't help but wonder if your comment is just another cheap trick to encourage me to post more.....
ReplyDelete(and yes, i knew damnit would stir up some controversy)
Let the little bitch wars begin! :)
ReplyDeleteBen - yeah, that would be a cheap ploy for more updates, but I seriously was grinning ear to ear while reading your post. Luckily, it was a short post or else I may have blown something out.
ReplyDeleteSkott - you totally missed the Yoda reference. "Begun the little bitch wars have!" Hoser. :-)