1st Place: Popcorn Boobs (Joy)
2nd Place: Team Station (Kyle)
3rd Place: Masters of Evil (Kookie)
Congratulations all around for finishing a good year that much stronger.
Now that all of that is out of the way... That's it. No more of this tomfoolery. This year, Joy became the third (I think) back to back champion (02-03 Whitey took it; 04-05 Skoot took it; and 06-07 Marie took it, I think). So, let me say this. No more.
This year there were a lot of distractions in the league (namely newborns). But that's an excuse and excuses are just like asses - everyone's got them and they are very stinky (just like newborns!). So, here's how it's going to be next year. I am taking the gold in the 2012 season. So far I've taken silver twice and bronze once in the DFL and 2012 is going to be the year of Phil.
But here's the thing. I'm not just going to squeak by next year. I am going to murder in cold blood each and every one of you chumps in this year. You know what? Not enough. I'm going to destroy you jerks. Geez, the English language just doesn't have the right word. So, I'm going to make one up. I'm going to trafackle you bastards!
Even before the draft, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to throw down my predictions for the end of the year:
1st Place: Phil
2nd Place: Phil
3rd Place: Phil
4th Place:
5th Place:
6th Place:
7th Place:
8th Place:
9th Place:
10th Place:
11th Place: Everyone else
12th Place: Joy
That's right. I'm taking all of the medals, and then I'm putting buffer in there so that you lollygaggers don't tarnish thems. And what's that? Joy's going first to worst next year. No more of this drooling your way to the championship. FIRST TO WORST, FIRST TO WORST!!!!
So, be ready for the trafackling next year, hosers. I'm taking back commissionering, and the weekly write ups will be coming back. Please note, those write ups will not be for the faint of heart. Like I said I'm not holding back this year. It will be the year of Phil!
Long Live Phil!!!!
Down with Taco (I mean Joy)!!!!
